Who would have thunk It

I came, I saw and I lazed around.

So it is like this …

I decided to start a blog (yet again).

I had a blog before. I blogged pretty assiduously ( YAY . Gooooooo GRE . Erm did i spell that correct ? ). Then for reasons that will become clear sometime in the future to all you dear readers ( and no, i am not talking to the RSS aggregators out there or the Google spiders ), I shut up, chucked everything and disappeared from the WWW.

I spent my time reading all the other blogs. The bloggers bragging about their traffic and blogcred, for pethamber's sake !! And some of them even had interesting stuff to say. After i had been bitten sore by the green bug called jealously, i decided that the world should not be deprived of my wise words any longer. Ofcourse that book deal I'll be making a couple of years down the line needs all the blog enteries to back it too. So watch out Kaavya ( another YAY. I am now officially a blogger. I have mentioned Kaavya. PS: She is a facebook buddy! ) – you and your 500K advance will be old news once my book deal is finalized. And yes, there will be plenty of plagarism in my work too. And I am announcing it right now – infact, that will be my main gimmic viz a viz said book.

What am I going to write about? My Life – The past, the present and the future. And not always in the same order. All the blogs I have seen seem to follow some sort of chronological order. Not Mine! I thrive on chaos. Infact chaos have been a dominant, nay defining, part of every aspect of my life. My blog will be no exception. In fact I might even have to use 'the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional' grammar in quite a few of my posts. So there you have it, you now know what to expect. Fascinating stuff, I am sure you will agree.

I might not remember the exact details of any past ( or present ) events and anecdotes I am regaling you, my loyal audiance and future book buyers, with. So I plan to embelish a little here and there. What now ? Oh alright – I'll probably emblish a lot. Afterall not all of us can 'Internalize' past occurances :).

And if any of you have issues with that – well DANG IT ( Woot, Title mention !!!), its my blog, and I'll embelish if I want to!

PS: The astute reader might notice that I have quite the love affair with the puntuation symbol '!' (Otherwise known as the 'click' – see pronunciation of African names that start with '!' for further details )

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May 12, 2006 Posted by | Blogger, Me Myself and I, Musings | Leave a comment